الأحد، 15 يوليو 2012

Hillary Clinton accepts Tantawy's proposal

On July the 15th Egyptians were shocked by pictures going viral around the internet showing Field Marshal Tantawy and Hillary Clinton's wedding. The news that many people were trying to keep secret is now no longer a secret because of the internet. Our sources say that the wedding took place somewhere close to Maadi. 

Sheikh Hassan al-salafi one of the Imam of al-fadila mosque said:"This step shows that we are now going through a new era in which the west will now respect us and Hillary marrying Tantawy is a sign from Allah that the Ummah is alright" 

On the other hand the picture has drawn so much criticism from strict religious christian groups in the USA, Paul Johnson an American Priest and a Muslim Watcher commented:" The News is catastrophic, it shows how people are trying to defy the Lord by marrying a Terrorist" 

However many Egyptians were happy about the news and many celebrations took place across the country, Mohamed Adel was asked about his concerns about this marriage, he answered:"I am only sad because Hillary is not a Virgin anymore and if i was Tantawy i would refuse." 

Skeptics have tried to analyze if the picture was authentic or not, some people suggest that a group of Anarchists are trying to spread false news about Hillary and Tantawy in order to make people laugh about them. The white house has denied the News while Sarah Palin insisted that the news was right and Jesus told her about that earlier. Micheal Sarotano an American Activist and conspiracy theorist responded to us with a message: "The Pictures are Horrific and it shows that 2012 is actually the end of days" he added "I said before in my book the apocalypse and Orgasm ,page 38 ,Hillary is the Whore of Babylon!!!"

The picture has sparked a Rumor and a story that has been neither confirmed nor denied by any of the sides. Which might leave a space for endless debates across the Atlantic.